Friday, October 9, 2009!
HandWritten on; 2:47 AM
So apparently, I look like a small kid.
A
Standard 2 kid, to be precise. -.-
Yesterday there was this talk on
Secrets to Super Students at Jotic.
At least half of Form 4s plus some Form 2s attended, I think.
Best part was, I sat
right in front with Elyssa cos
konnonya those seats were reserved for teachers. ;]
The guy giving the talk,
Danny(aka Dan/ NyNy) , was kinda late.
And the first thing he said to anyone in the audience was his experience in teaching
kids,
teens &
adults.
To quote,
"I like teaching smaller kids cos they're smarter."
So... He came up to me and said,
Danny: Can I just be very honest with you, madam?
Elyssa: She's not a MADAM!
Danny: Then call what, SIR ah?
Me: No, MISS!
Danny: Okay, MISS.. Do you know this talk is mainly for Form 4s & Form 2s?
Me: Uh, I guess..?
Danny: Then what are you doing here, you small kid? I thot you were in Standard 2!
Crowd: *bursts out laughing*
Me: -.-
So, great.
I'm known as the
small kid now.
As if being short & tiny wasn't bad enough.
Throughout the talk, Danny went off topic more often than not but he was soooo funny so, who cared?
And what with Ely clucking like a chicken, Hui Yin the multi-tasking daddy+mummy, Danny acting out every single thought & going on and on abt guy-girl stuff plus teaching us awesome skills & brain exercises, those who gave this talk a miss really missed out on a tonne of fun.
(:
Oh, and when he asked who honestly thought they themselves are
fat, stand up.
Elyssa, the malnourished girl, actually stood up! >:(
I told you you're not fat!
At one point when he wanted to ask questions, he came up to me & said, "
Don't worry.
I won't call you up. I don't like small kids."
To which I retorted, "
I thought you said you LIKED small kids? I thought you said they were smarter?"
And he just....
shuddered.
Ah wells.
Afterwards Hui Yi, Kai Voon, Sharon, Pei Yu, Wen Fang, Woan Lin, Jia Lin & I went for lunch at
Friday's.
It wasn't THAT expensive!
Otherwise my mum would have nagged.
Hmm.. No time to upload the pics.
Next time then! (:
